i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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