its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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