Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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