$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
there is glitter all over my balls
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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