ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Girls should come with a carfax report
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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