Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
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Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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