I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
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I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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