if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
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All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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