turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
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Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
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Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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