break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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