i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I have aggressive nipples.
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