i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Also, beer. Big fan.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Randomize
