She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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