Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
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Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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