Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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