We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
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