Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
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My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
last night I used snow as a chaser
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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