but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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