Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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