The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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