But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
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my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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