nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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