Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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