I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
soo... how was my night?
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