We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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