Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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