so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I understand Curling. That high.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I just want nice things and good sex
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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