oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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