I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
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So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
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Have fun and good luck.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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