I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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