Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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