gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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