Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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