...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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