You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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