We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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Do I have a choice?
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oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
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She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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