So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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