I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
porn star boner night. come get it.
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He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
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Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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