Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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