Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
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How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
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well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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