I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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