you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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