My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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