I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
if only i could text you this smell
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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