their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just threw up on my dentist
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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He called his prostate his "boner button".
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
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And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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