after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
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I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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