Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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