i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
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Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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