if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
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