I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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