Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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