another moral hangover. fuck.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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