Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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