he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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